i'm a bit like marmite you either love it or hate it xx
My male has to be OVER 6ft - no jokes about heels - I have heard them all and I am not tempted in anyway shape or form by short guys - so don't even bother.. - make me laugh, I love that. Oh I love green eyes too (not essential) and just enjoy being yourself and we'll see what goes from there.....I do ask DO NOT text talk to...
Apparently I have to tell you what I want here, so I want a pony please...but it has to be pink, I want a pink pony. I should be more charitable and say I want world peace but after I've got my pony I will. Part-time fetish model, bit colourful, intelligent, ummmm, stuff...
Juliet seeks Romeo... *Oh wait, that's not quite right. Ummm...* Fucked up little deviant princess seeks her equally fucked up deviant Prince Charming. *Ok, that's capturing the moment more appropriately.* So.... Likes walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, cosy nights cuddling up in front of a movie. *Well, yes to all of those but that's not really enough now is it. So, let's think...* Likes dungeons, fetish clubs, over the...
Hello, I am an independent, intelligent, fun loving girl who likes to enjoy life. I have a good career but like to have fun when I have time off. Looking for someone with a good sense of humour, who likes to have a laugh. Iam married but it's a passionless one - so i am looking for a special person to enjoy some NSA time with but on a regular...
Hi...... Very large married lady here, Grey with Glasses. Likes to laugh and get on with who I'm with. Enjoys the company of a man even if there's nothing more to it. Please don't send automated messages because I wont reply. Oh and have just been told I should add to my profile that I won't meet smokers. I don't have time to search on here so please don't ask...
Hi there, ***Boys please read carefully***
I am in a happy relationship and not looking for any replacement NSA fun only. Hubby know and happy for me to play with who ever I want as we have a very open relationship as long as no one get emotionally attached and I am safe.
Looking for someone happy to be involve in mmf threesom every now and then (but not a...
Hi, little miss horny and up for some cheeky chat, fun and laughs here. I'm cuddly and big up front (40dd's) . Looking for fun, laughs and banter to start, and then well, you never know. Looking for a tall (taller than me), average/medium muscular built good looking guy, who looks after himself looks wise and physically. So drop a line if you like and see what is what.
Hi, little miss horny and up for some cheeky chat, fun and laughs here. I'm cuddly and big up front (40dd's) . Looking for fun, laughs and banter to start, and then well, you never know. Looking for a tall (taller than me), average/medium built good looking guy, who looks after himself looks wise and physically. So drop a line if you like and see what is what.
Well educated, intelligent and successful Alpha female seeking male equivalent - for good conversation, cocktails, dining out and (x) if the chemistry is there...!! Do only contact me if you have a face picture on your profile - I will not be providing my email contact details...
SINCERE, CHUBBY, BUBBLY,LOVING LADY WANTS FUN AND MAYBE MORE, SO WHY NOT GIVE ME A GO, YOU NEVER KNOW SPARKS MIGHT FLY AND YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE ME
Right here goes,i,m very lively,outgoing,nothing better than a good laugh and i seem to laugh at most things,enjoy talking to people,enjoy nights in with a good movie and crate of cider,but also enjoy nights out ,i,m hoping to find my Mr,Right,and certainly don,t mind if he,s younger than me,i am loyal,trustworthy and very loving.I,m very young at heart and truely believe that age is all in the mind,if u feel...
I wonder how many profiles are like the examples given? I know that mine is certainly not up to that standard: my body is hardly a temple, more like a bouncy castle; and these days my wildest fantasies tend to involve someone else clearing out the chickens, lol. So why am I on here? Because I enjoy the banter that you only get between a man and a woman, and...
I'm 42 years old got a naughty sence of humour very open minded up for suggestions! Looking for a sexy playmate! Remember I'm a lady not a shag mattress and there's always a line but most of you just tip toe across it ! Come and say hello I don't bite x
Hi guys, just on here for some fun. Xx Can anyone actually show me a really good time xxx I like to do zumba so keep myself fit, love younger guys who never seem to tire xx
Hiya guys, I enjoy a bit of company and escapism on here from time to time. Feel free to get in touch - I don't care about age, race, marital status etc. I can click with anyone :-) Sheila x
Unhappily married mature women looking for large cock to satisfy my needs.Hi I'm a hot, horny, hottie looking for a man to satisfy my voracious sexual appetite. I love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too. In fact the more sex the better as far as I'm concerned... any time, any place, any where... as the saying goes.
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I am me, and i hope u respect me for not changing to please anyone. may as well clear it up now, i am not really curvy, i am just fat. But i am happy. You dont like it dont contact me. I also have tattoos. 4 currently but wanting more. Again. If that's not your thing then so be it I live at home so can't have people over...
I am me, and i hope u respect me for not changing to please anyone.
may as well clear it up now, i am not really curvy, i am just fat. But i am happy. You dont like it dont contact me.
looking for someone to make me happy, and hopefully i can do the same for u ;-)
love films, love to cuddle up on the sofa with a...
